2002
Yeah...it happens.
2003
Ready...relax...rock.
2003
Ok, on your mark...get set...rock.
2004
Look once, look twice, the third time i'll know for sure
2005
Who am i kidding, i've got more skill than a french skillet.
2006
You have to step on the wings of a few angels on the way.
2007
Can you hold my squirrel.
2009
That's a problem in life right now, i know so many incredible people but they are spread out like pollen in the springtime.
2009
I never feel bad for eating too much ice cream, that's one of the most ridiculous thoughts i've ever heard, the more i eat the better i feel.
2010
Like a hurricane.
2010
There's gonna be a showdown.
2010
The minimal amount of suckiness.
2010
It may be snowing, but it's not gonna stop me from being on fire.
2010
Yo fool, i serve it up like its 1988, and that's something you can't find anywhere else.
2011
That's one hell of a way to mend an ailing heart, at least temporarily.
2012
Happy thirstday.
2013
Cat gets cream.
2014
Give me all the mint.
2015
Every morning I try to start with an empty mason jar and by days end it's bursting with new things I want to try, build, and so on. At day's end I dump as much of it out into the storage box as I can, but it becomes sticky like peanut butter and starting anew becomes impossible.
2015
The faucet has never stopped dripping, not only that but the drip gets bigger and more steady, and no plumber has been able to fix it.
