2002
Beautiful skin.
2003
America's black or white policy.
2003
Male or female.
2003
Pink or blue.
2003
Democrat or republican.
2003
Why is ambiguity not allowed?
2003
Can absolutely nothing blend?
2004
A dream kiss come true.
2005
You can buy a jug of orange juice that says pulp free, no preservatives, and made from fresh florida oranges, but those are only hints, i'm not believing it until i finish a nice cold glass.
2006
Peaches are forks, pears are spoons.
2006
I closed my eyes so hard that i thought i was going to swallow them.
2007
You know how there are those certain words that you remember exactly where or when you learned them, i learned the word desperate from watching the movie home alone.
2009
No, it's not bugsy siegel, it's bugsy the seagull.
2010
Now that was meaningful.
2011
Pakul-ed.
2011
What time is it? Kick ass thirty.
2012
You know it's a good gig when the biggest of your stresses and concerns lately is your pinewood derby car.
2012
Getting smarter and more dangerous, and the day I stop getting smarter and more dangerous is the day I can die.
2013
First impressions are the easiest.
2014
Love the great lakes and they'll love you.
2014
You win this round, pain.
2015
If you're continually looking for motivation then you probably already have it.
2015
Debilitated by my own ambassion.
